Portable Planet

If you fell in love with a girl, fell in love and almost completely believed it was Meg White starring in a raunchy sex tape, we have some traumatic news for you. 

The White Stripes drummer is definitely not the girl in the video, and her rep is not particulary thrilled with people asserting that it is.

“Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste,” the rep told the website TMZ.  “The tape circulating on the Internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not her.”

Well, one person who’s probably happy about the whole situation is High School Musical’s Vanessa Hudgens.  It certainly has taken attention away from her nude foibles, at least for a day. 

Whoever the video starlet is, if she’s looking for a career in doing what she was doing in front of the camera, this would be the time to find a good agent.  I suspect she won’t have a hard time finding work.