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Paris Hilton has deemed that the food inmates have to eat in jail is “inedible and horrible”.  In an interview with Ryan Seacrest, the culinary critic laid into the lockup cuisine. 

The first thing Hilton plans to do upon her release is to ”definitely get a good meal, because the food in here is absolutely inedible and horrible.”

First comes the meal, then comes the family. 

“But I just can’t wait to see my family and actually just give my parents and my sister a hug, because they’ve been visiting me and I’ve been behind that bulletproof glass. So I haven’t even been able to give my dad a hug for Father’s Day, ” she pouted.

In fact, Paris may combine both activities at once.

“I just can’t wait to see my family and have a nice meal and be in my own bed and appreciate all the things I took for granted and never really thought much about.”

The hotel heiress is expected to be set free on Tuesday. 

Source: E! News