Portable Planet

Paris Hilton and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals may seem like strange bedfellows, but the activist group is actively courting the celebrity for a gig.

“We’re asking Paris to narrate our Kentucky Fried Cruelty video showing how chickens are routinely crammed into tiny cages and suffer broken wings and legs,” PETA’s Dan Mathews told MSNBC’s The Scoop. “Unlike inmates at the jail in L.A., these animals get no reprieve or medical treatment.”

“KFC — that’s not hot”, is the name of the proposed campaign and the organization has been successful with wooing incarcerated women in the past. 

We have a good track record at reaching celebrities behind bars,” Mathews boasted. “When Martha Stewart was incarcerated we wrote her and got a very friendly reply saying that she’d stopped wearing fur, and when she got sprung she narrated PETA’s anti-fur video, still watchable at PETATV.com.”