Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan Mocked In ‘Prison Life’ at Portable Planet

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan Mocked In ‘Prison Life’

Published by Jeremy Stillman June 10th, 2007 in Entertainment, Celebrity, Internet.

Prison Life pokes fun at Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears Paris Hilton may be in back in jail and Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab, but the term “too soon” just isn’t in the vocabulary of the creators of The Prison Life: Paris.

GSN, the creators of previous titles such as Kim Jong-Il: Missile Maniac, Rosie vs. Trump, and other pop culture flash games, have decided to focus on Ms. Hilton and her recent woes. We hate giving free pub to such large corporate entities, but it’s actually a cute way to waste five minutes.

“Paris is in jail and the warden has assigned her to design and build license plates. Help her with her job and watch out for her little dog “Clinkerbell”, the instructions proclaim.

In the free title, players must help the orange jumpsuit clad heiress print vanity license plates such as TMZ4ME, RCHBTCH, and PRTYGRL. When one does poorly, insults such as “Ouch–Lindsay Lohan plays better than you!” are hurled.

For the record, Ms. Lohan has not spent any time in the big house…yet. Play the game here.

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