Portable Planet

Try to hold back your tears — Sanjaya Malakar was voted off American Idol tonight.

“It was an amazing experience,” said the seventeen year old Malakar, fighting back tears.  “I can promise you: We won’t soon forget you,” Ryan Seacrest assured him.

Vote For The Worst, a website that “encourages you to have fun with American Idol and embrace its suckiness by voting for the people who the general public and the producers are rooting against” has bid a fond farewell to the amateur singer.

Well it couldn’t last forever! Great work everyone on helping Sanjaya make the top 7, he’s now the all time VFTW record holder. But as classic Worsters know, we always move on to someone new. Who will it be? Phil? Chris? Someone else? Sound off on the message board and let us know your opinion.

We’ll have an informal poll up soon to see what the general consensus is. It’s so sad to lose our VFTW king, but we can’t stop bugging the producers, they’d like that too much! So stay tuned and let’s remember how much fun it was to help keep Sanjaya in the running for so long! Time to move on to Idol Gives Back, where the producers get corporations to donate money yet donate nothing out of their own ridiculously huge paychecks!

Call us crazy, but we suspect this won’t be the last we see of Sanjaya.